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 Heaven is when the English are the policemen,

The germans are the engineers,

The Italians are the lovers,

The Swiss are the organizers,

And the French are the cooks.


Hell is 

when the Germans are the policemen,

The English are the cooks,

The French are the engineers,

The Italians are the organizers,

And the Swiss are the lovers.

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